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My Dick Is So Polite It Stands Up, So You Can Sit Down Vinyl Shirt
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My Dick Is So Polite It Stands Up, So You Can Sit Down Vinyl Shirt

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Brand: SwingIT

Turn heads and spark laughs with our “My Dick Is So Polite It Stands Up, So You Can Sit Down” vinyl tee! This bold and cheeky design is made for those who love their humor unapologetically loud and proudly worn. Printed on a high-quality, comfortable shirt with crisp vinyl lettering, it’s perfect for parties, festivals, or just making a statement wherever you go. Available in multiple colors and sizes — because good manners never go out of style. 😏

Let your shirt do the talking… politely, of course.

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100% cotton

Unisex S M L XL 2XL
Body Length 28 29 30 31 32
Body Length Tolerance -/+ 1 -/+ 1 -/+ 1 -/+ 1 -/+ 1
Chest Tolerance -/+ 1 -/+ 1 -/+ 1 -/+ 1 -/+ 1
Chest Width (Laid Flat) 18 20 22 24 26



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