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My Dick Is So Polite It Stands Up, So You Can Sit Down Vinyl Tank
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My Dick Is So Polite It Stands Up, So You Can Sit Down Vinyl Tank

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Brand: SwingIT

Stay cool and crack smiles with our “My Dick Is So Polite It Stands Up, So You Can Sit Down” vinyl tank! Perfect for hot days, wild nights, or anytime you want your humor to make an entrance. Made with comfy, breathable fabric and bold vinyl print, this tank is made for attention. Whether you're at a party, beach, or club — this one brings the vibes and the laughs.

Politeness never looked so good. 😈

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100% cotton

  • 4.5 oz./yd², 100% ring-spun USA cotton
  • Heather Grey is 90/10 ring-spun cotton/polyester
  • Reactive-dyed for longer lasting color
  • Pre-washed to minimize shrinkage
  • Ribbed binding on neckline and armholes
  • Double-needle neck and bottom hem
  • Tear away label
  • USMCA certified
XS S M L XL 2XL
Body Length 27 1/4 28 1/4 29 1/4 30 1/4 31 1/4 32 1/4
Body Length Tolerance 1 1 1 1 1 1
Chest Tolerance 1 1 1 1 1 1
Chest Width (Laid Flat) 17 18 20 21 23 24
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